Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A Random Quote and An Observation from Busch Gardens

First, the random quote:

While blow drying my hair in the hotel bathroom on Sunday, Ray bolted into the room holding her bum and announced, "Mommy, my poopies are falling out!"

And, now, my observation from Busch Gardens:

Short, chubby and middle aged women should not wear micro-mini denim skirts. Especially when their skirts are so short that you can see their underwear, which happen to be white granny panties.


Heather said...

Amen, sister.

Lipstick said...

found you from Ashley's Closet...you are too funny! Also, I love the beach picture in your header.

Mitch said...

Welcome, Lipstick! Glad to have any visitors I can get!

Trooper Thorn said...

Busch Gardens sounds like a hot spot for a lulu lemon pants giveaway marketing campaign (look them up on the web if they are not in your neck of the woods). Alien fabric technology blended with Eastern mystic yoga design have created clothes that remake a Kathy Bates body into a Jessica Biel body.

Go ahead, call me a pig, but it's true.

(Kathy Bates will always be a much better actress though)

Mitch said...

Uhm. OK.