A Random Quote and An Observation from Busch Gardens

First, the random quote:

While blow drying my hair in the hotel bathroom on Sunday, Ray bolted into the room holding her bum and announced, "Mommy, my poopies are falling out!"

And, now, my observation from Busch Gardens:

Short, chubby and middle aged women should not wear micro-mini denim skirts. Especially when their skirts are so short that you can see their underwear, which happen to be white granny panties.