Adventures in Driving with Mitch

I am notoriously known as a bad driver. People who have known me for years can vouch for this. I once decided to make a left turn from the middle lane of a three lane road causing a taxi cab to t-bone my car. Another time I drove too close to a bush and ripped the driver side mirror off the car. I have rear ended cars at least three different times and I've spent an unimaginable amount of money in car repairs. I told you I'm a bad driver.

But it doesn't make it any easier for me when a seagull TRIES TO DIVE BOMB MY CAR!!!!! I don't know if he was on a suicide mission or what but he scared me so bad I almost caused a 10 car pile up on 41. Luckily, no damage was done and I guess he changed his mind about dying because he pulled up just in time to avoid hitting my car.

That was this morning and my day hasn't improved at all.