I Have a Bad Habit of Throwing Knives

My grandmother visited us this weekend. She is in her 80's and has always been a petite little thing. She has always had a knack for saying what I call "Grandma-isms" -- very funny things. This weekend was no different.

We were chatting in the living room on Saturday night while the kids played around us. She got all quiet and blushed a little, then she said "I have a bad habit of throwing knives." Then she proceeded to tell me a few of those times, one of which resulted in a knife sticking out of my grandpa's leg after a particularly nasty fight.

Let's just say, I don't plan on making my grandma mad ever again.